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Pirates of the Kidney Beans: Combo Puns Vol 1, Movies and Food

January 20th, 2009 Posted in Uncategorized

It started with cookies (loosely, with other desserts):

Dog Day Macaroon

Vanillas in the Mist

Yankee Doodle Sandy

Yankee Snickerdoodle Dandy

No Cookies for Old Men

Natural Born Crullers

Captain Corelli’s Macaroon

Riding in Cars with Chocolate Bars

Real Women have Cakes

The Dangerous Lives of Altar Bars

Mad Snacks

James and the Giant Peach Cobbler

Seven Brides for Seven Brownies

Love’s Labour’s Frosted

Love in the time of Caramel

A League of their Fig NewtOwn

The Philadelphia StOreo

Goodbye Mr. Chips Ahoy

And then expanded to include all food groups:

BurgerKing Kong

Judgement at Nuremburger

Dr. Free Range Love

Mutton On The Bounty

Lord of The Ring Dings

The Codfather

Citizen Candy Cane

Apizzarria Now

Forrest Gumbo

No Country For Moldy Bread

V For Velveeta

Who’s Afraid Of Virginia Ham?

Planet Of The Grapes

Codzilla

Finding Jello

Sweet Smell Of Succotash

The Wizard of Cheese

Walt Disney’s Pistacchio

Dial M for Matzah

East of Eating

Hard Rolls Night

Bram Stokers Chocula

Mary Shellys Frankenberry

Hot Dog Day Afternoon

Nosferatuna

The Fry (The Return of the Fry, Revenge of the Fry)

Lord of the Onion Rings

Some Like It Hot Wings

12 Angry Mentos

Gone with the Wing

War of the Whirled Peas

Some Like it Georgia Hot

The Big Chili

Free Chili

GoodPhillies

GoodFajitas

Altered Cakes

A Star is Corn

Erin Broccolivich

American Smoothie

Olives Quiet on the Western Front

Yeast of Eden

Barley and Me

Pirates of the Kidney Beans

American Graziti

Snow White Chocolate

Peter Panini

Bread Poet Society

Beauty and the Quiche

A Long Fish Goodnight

The Spam Before Time

Indiana Jones and the Last Crescent Roll

Mamma Meat Loaf

A Quiche Before Dying

Casablancmange

Ketchup Me If You Can

North to Baked Alaska

The Curious Quesadilla of Benjamin Button

The 40-Year-Old Virginia Ham

Charlie’s Angel Food Cake

Sleeping with the Edamame

Rosemary’s Baby Back Ribs

When Harry Met Salad

Rocky Road

Outrageous Fortune Cookies

Last Mango in Paris

Boysenberries n the Hood

Kung Tofu Panda

Bang the Drumstick Slowly

Chocolate Maltrats

When Harry Met Celery

Gunfight at the Okra Corral

The Thomas Crown Éclair

Toast Busters

The Right Stuffing

Kill Dill

Die Chard

The Beer Hunter

Paper Moon Pie

Pirates of the Carob Beans

Return of the Burger King

Children of the Corn Dogs

Rocky Road Horror Picture Show

Beauty and the Peas

Clove Encounters of the Third Kind

The Corn Identity

Caddysnack

Throw Mamma from the Grain

The Secret Life of Cheese

The Big Cheesy

Starfruit Wars

Three Men and a Baby Carrot

Stir-Fry Crazy

Dead Man Wokking

Cakes on a Plane

The Pie Who Loved Me

Dirty Berry

Phantom of the Omelet

To Sir with Lunch

Somewhere in Lime

The Fishes of Eastwick

The Devil Wears Enchiladas

The Deviled Eggs Wear Prada

McHale’s Gravy

Airpork

The Bonbons of the Vanities

Up in Smoked Salmon

9 ½ Leeks

The Remains of the Filet

Oh, Cod!

The Flan Who Knew Too Much

Pizza Deliverance

Chew the Right Thing

Soy Story

Creature from the Black Legume

Ladyfingers and the Tramp

Moulin Booze

There’s Something about Dairy

Hannibal Nectar

The Silence of the Hams

Onion Buck

Bringing up Baby Back Ribs

Grand Canyam

Sex, Pies, and Videotape

A View to a Kale

The Zucchini Code

Evil Bread 2

In the Meat of the Night

The Crepes of Wrath

Murder on the Orient Espresso

The Porridges of Madison County

Soup Dreams

Pretty in Pink Lemonade

The Breakfast Club Sandwich

Stew the Right Thing

Cherry McGuire

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